Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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