I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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