you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
P.S. I can't hear my feet
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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