I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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