let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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