There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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