when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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