the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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