So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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