he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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