when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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