Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize