i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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