Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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