There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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