I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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