Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
