i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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