You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
