Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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