Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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