He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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