? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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