jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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