please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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