You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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