There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
