Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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