Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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