all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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