wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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