Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Randomize
