Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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