Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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