why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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