He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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