i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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