It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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