therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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