Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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