She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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