So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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