I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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