just tell him i said nine months
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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