well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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