My room smells like vodka and shame
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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