thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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