Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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