Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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