I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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