I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize