hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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