oh god the rape fog is back!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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