Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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