I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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